Dear God,
Thanks for the gift of technology – it’s wicked amazing. Honestly! Who would have thought that I’d have the opportunity to share my spiritual growth, heartaches, and “Oh, hell, what did I just do?” moments with the masses.
Technology has allowed me to make my spiritual thoughts known to as wide an audience as the Pope has, even though I can’t afford to wear Prada shoes like he does.
Thank you for letting me be born into a country where technology is readily available – that’s definitely an added bonus. And speaking of technology, thanks for giving me a great job that allowed me to purchase an Olympus Stylus 850SW camera in golden yellow. It’s gangsta, God – the pictures from it are so hot.
Amen.
