Dear God,
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Many blessings and thank you’s!
Today I got a great performance appraisal, and a good grade on a school presentation. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Now … I know it’s asking a lot and all, God, but could you please send me a nice guy to share my life’s adventures with? Please? I mean … I don’t think I’m hell-bound just cuz I’m gay, right?
